Friday, June 27, 2008
We laughed for awhile over it, until Stacy came up with a scathingly brilliant idea. Why don't we anonymously order some corned beef hash for someone in the restaurant and have the waitress deliver it! She was just joking but when it came time to pay I asked the waitress if it was possible to order one more thing. "Sure" the waitress said "what can I getcha". "One order of corned beef hash please, and could you deliver it to the table over there." I pointed to the table behind us where a little boy had sat and pulled one of my friends hair for most of the meal. "You want it for that table?" The waitress asked a little confused. "Yes please. Can you do that?" I asked "Sure.. I guess so". We left the restaurant trying very hard not to burst into giggles and even harder not to stare at the table we had sent that unusual dish to. When we got outside however there was an explosion of laughter. "Did you see that waitress' face!" "I would love to see the little boy's face when he eats it!" I think the funniest thing however was when my friend said, "That's what I like most about you Bo, you can order corned beef hash as if it was the most normal thing in the world!"
But this was not the last of this weeks shenanigans. Tonight at work my manager asked me if I could cover the fitting room for 15 minutes while someone went on their break. Well I usually don't mind the fitting room but tonight it was really REALLY boring. So I decided to mix it up a little by using a fake accent. I thought a little while about what one to use. I can do a pretty funny Indian accent but I didn't think I was going to be able to sell it, maybe a pirate but then again I didn't want people to go running from the fitting room in horror, so I decided on a British accent.
My first customer walked in the door and I greeted them with a cherry "Ello!" and proceeded to use my British accent. Now you have to understand when I say "British" it really sounds something more like an Australian who has been living in the hills of Tennessee for the past five years trying to speak with a mouth full of mashed potatoes. But despit how bad it sounded I did it. This customer was perfect for this because she was the kind who wants you to walk around the store and go shopping with them. So almost the entire 15 minutes was spent in active conversation with her. It sounded something like this "Oh that looks absolutely smashing on you. Quite brilliant in fact!" A couple of times she had to ask me to repeat myself! It was so funny! But the best part was that a little while later I got to ring her up, but I DIDN'T use my British accent. She looked at me quizzically for a few minutes but I guess she decided not to ask because she didn't say anything.
So the moral of this post is if you are ever in need of a good laugh, buy someone in a restaurant a strange dish or go somewhere and use a really bad, incredibly overdone accent. It is HILARIOUS and it made my day.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
The oldest at 7 said that he wanted a Penguin. I searched and searched for a penguin pattern but could not find one anywhere! When I finally found on it was so insanely difficult I could not even decipher the pattern. So we ended up going with a manta ray which was his second choice. I found the pattern at Roman Sock
The younger at 5 said he just wanted a white bunny. So that was what he got. I found the pattern here
Both of these patterns were SUPER easy. But just a comment on the bunny pattern. I have used that pattern twice and each time I have almost abandoned the project before it is finished. You get about halfway through and the poor thing looks so homely and deformed that it makes you want
Unfortunately I didn't get a good picture of the Manta Ray before I gave it to away but here are some pictures of the bunny and of the boys with their new toys!
Projects in the Works...
- A box of knitted bears for the Mother Bear Project
- A crocheted nativity that I started for my Mom for Christmas
- A bag I started for Emily for Christmas
- An Alice in Wonderland Doll
- A large plush mustache
- An Ood plushie for my friend Fedora
- Two Narwhals...
Projects Being Procrastinated
- A Doctor Who doll for Stacy
- An Ipod Case for Stacy
- A Dragon
- A Painting for 4-H
- A Gnome Chunkie Book
- 3 Wizard of Oz trading Cards
- A gnome project for a swap
- A nativity to sell to a friend of mine
- And a Master Doll
Yes I am going to be a very busy girl...
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Ok so I was searching for sock animal patterns because I found some really cool socks at work today and they were only a buck! So as I was searching I came across this really cool blog called Homemade by Jill (you should check it out) and she had a link to this wonderful artist named Emily Martin. So I went to her esty shop (Black Apple) and I fell in love! I want some of her artwork so BADLY! I have already thought of all the cool ways I could use her art to decorate my apartment (not that I am planning on moving out any time soon but its gotta happen eventually right?) I mean look! How could you not love this?
Friday, June 13, 2008
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Hello everyone, I would like to introduce you to my new friend. His name is Sir Walter Archibald Orwell. He is a narwhal and he has a moustache as well as a British accent. He grew up in the Atlantic ocean and studied at Cambridge university. Later on in life he fought in the Crimean war which explains the slight bend in his tusk. He loves to eat popcorn, enjoys scifi and long swims along the beach.
I bought this pattern from edafedd on etsy after searching a long time for the perfect narwhal crochet pattern. I actually bought the pattern as a birthday present for myself back in March and have only now just made him. It was such a good pattern and I didn't want him to get lonely with no narwhal friends, so I am currently working on two more. Sir Walter isn't finished yet, he still needs a monocle but I can't quite figure out how I want to make it yet.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Well it is 5 weeks later and I just got home from a game. Things are going really well despite my doubts. The ladies on the team are SOOOOOO nice. I have only known them for only a short time but I already feel like they have known me my whole life. We are constantly cheering each other on, even when we mess up, I show up for practise and I am sure to get at least three hugs and a couple of high fives. The other day one of the other girls walks up and kinda nudges me and says " I am glad you're here Bo". They make me feel so special!
Being in the upper division hasn't been to bad either. It turns out that when everyone else on the team knows what they are doing it is almost like having 13 coaches. I walked off of the field after batting tonight and I got swamped with tips on how to improve. Also if I get confused about something, even if I am in the middle of the field during an inning I can just call "HELP!" and someone will tell me exactly what to do.
Coach says I am doing a lot better (although my throwing COULD still use some work), and I am having a blast. I think I have finally found a sport that I really enjoy. Its funny because I am the kind of person who usually only enjoys what I am good at, but even though we have been SLAUGHTERED every game so far, I am still having an absolute blast. I couldn't have asked for a better team.
Monday, June 2, 2008
The beards work as a cushion! You see when hockey players get slammed into the wall with great force, their poor little heads get knocked around inside of those big helmets. So to solve this problem they started growing beards. The beards act as shock absorbers and cushion the blow.
I even have proof. One of the men got shoved against the wall and it was reported that he had broken his nose. When they showed a clip of him on the bench you could clearly see that he had no beard! See that proves it